Tag Hag

A tag hag is someone that is compelled to buy brand name clothes all the time. You see I don't have this problem. I have been CLEAN lol for two months. And everyone knows it, yes I still window shop at Dillards where even employees check up on me. I look at things and put them in my eternal perspective box and tell myself eternally those would look good on anybody in a year from now, eternally, that is as far as my mind stretches temporally.
It's hard but I am being numb to it for the most part, but mentally checking out when ads come out. I wonder why I put myself through the misery of subscribing to the Anthropology catalogue. Looking isn't bad right? I even had someone buy me a jacket. It borderline breaking rules, I think she just feels really bad for my holey jeans, and six year old t-shirts that profess my love for summer soccer tournaments.
So I'm alive, I'm breathing in a simplified manner and the C02 leaving my body isn't wondering when Dillard's is having their additional off sale.